FFS. I’m getting old. Older than I probably thought I’d get when I was 6. But here I am. And yes, it’s true what they say. Things hurt more, more often and for longer. I played footy the other day and some cock stepped on my foot. I cried like a little bitch, hiding behind the theatrics of any old soccer player but genuinely being in pain. I have a bruise now which still hurts and I’ll probably keep around for a few weeks. Maybe I’ll call him…
